Kid Rock Addresses Senate Run

Kid Rock SenateJul 26, 2017

A few weeks back Kid Rock was feeling a little left out and in a cry for some attention announced he was selling some stuff and oh by the way.  Running for Senate Yo!  Well he offered an update on his website that does nothing to clarify whether this was more of a publicity stunt than a real bid for public office.

“When my name was thrown out there for US Senate I decided to launch kidrockforsenate.com. I was beyond overwhelmed with the response I received from community leaders, D.C. pundits, and blue-collar folks that are just simply tired of the extreme left and right bullshit. As part of the excitement surrounding this possible campaign, I decided to take a hard look to see if there was real support for me as a candidate and my message or if it was just because it was a fresh new news story.”

Kid Rock SenateSo Kid has gone from “YES.  This is real.”  To a “possible” campaign.  But I digress.  Carry on Kid.

“My first order of business is to get people engaged and registered to vote while continuing to put out my ideas on ways to help working class people in Michigan and America all while still calling out these jackass lawyers who call themselves politicians.”

Fucking Jackasses!
“Since the announcement, the media has speculated this was a ploy to sell shirts or promote something. I can tell you, I have no problem selling Kid Rock shirts and yes, I absolutely will use this media circus to sell/promote whatever I damn well please (many other politicians are doing the same thing, they just feed you a bunch of bullshit about it).”

Damn media.  Always getting it wrong by cut and pasting your words.

“One thing is for sure though…The democrats are ‘shattin’ in their pantaloons’ right now…and rightfully so!”

That reason may because many of them wear Depends.  regardless of how wrong the folks in the media like me are, we won’t have to wait long for the pride of Romeo, MI to make his plans clear.

“We will be scheduling a press conference in the next 6 weeks or so to address this issue amongst others, and if I decide to throw my hat in the ring for US Senate, believe me… it’s game on mthrfkers. — Kid Rock

Indeed it is.

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