Far too many of us have seen Tommy and Pam’s “leaked” *cough* sex tape. And once Tommy honked a boat horn with his dick the course was set and the ship had sailed. At the time the video was unleashed upon an unsuspecting world, Pamela Anderson was internationally famous for bouncing along a beach in slow motion and showing her enhanced goodies in Playboy every other month. Tommy Lee, and Motley Crue for that matter, were names that guys like me knew and the general world stopped caring about years earlier. Then came the most famous sex tape ever (Sorry Kim Kardashian.) And not long after Tommy and his crank were almost as famous as the tits in that video.
“THE GRANITE SAINTS ARE IN A NUTSHELL,BRUTALLY HONEST. IN A THREE CHORD HOMAGE TO THE BANDS OF THEIR YOUTH, THE GRANITE SAINTS